Heard at NAMM

(a man speaking to a woman that was holding a strange looking violin)

Man: Do you know any Paganini?

Woman (confused): Do I know how to pack a mini?

(pause)

Woman (matter-of-factly): No, I don't.

Rumors

I was mentioning to someone earlier today that the most shocking thing to announce would be _nothing_. He just sits on stage and stares down the audience, periodically raising a hand in "just one more thing..." fashion as the crowd gasps in excitement. Then the hand comes back down, and there's more intense looks. It would be the most interesting two hours ever.

I'll be up in SF Tuesday night, and during the day on Wednesday. Just call my cell if you'll be around...